Alamak! Bas rosak lah pulakk...

~ bas merah ~

Today is the 3rd day of Ramadan... and I'm going back to my beloved hometown, Teluk Intan!
So, aku haruslah naik bas! Stesen bas, bas tu sendiri, and driver uhh pown dah sebati dalam jiwa aku...ewahh...
Anyway, the story begin..................................................................................................................
Tiket bas aku pukul 3 p.m.
Anggaran sampai ke destinasi dalam dua jam, maybe kul 5 p.m. sampailah kott...

3.00 p.m
Tayar bas bergolek, it means dah bertolak lahh

30 minutes later... (in Gopeng)
Dalam kemengantukkan aku, (standard lah time bulan puasa nih petang2 sleepy sket) tiba2 bas uhh keluarkan bau yang kurang menyenangkan....
BAS BERASAP weyhh...!
Adoyai... bas uhh stuck tepi bus stand di Gopeng...
Dreba bas uhh, call ler somebody, and then a chinese came, maybe mekanik kott
x pe lah... tunggu je laa dalam bas uhh

1 hour and 30 minutes later...
4.30 p.m.
Still waiting, bila lah bas nih nak gerak... lewat dah nih...

beberapa minit kemudian...
bas lain sampai! Alhamdulillah... nasib baik ada bas, kalau tak terkandas lah aku kat Gopeng uhh...
hurmm... sempat gak aku wat Past Year Question Math dalam bas (mengurangkan bosan!)
So, all the passengers tukar bas lain, termasuklah aku... and the journey continue...

5.00 p.m (Kampar kott)
Aiseh, patotnye sekarang nih dah sampai Teluk Intan...
But where am I right now? Still sitting in the bus... =='
Tiba-tiba...
bas bergerak dengan lambat...
Ayoyo... ade roadblock lah pulak...
memang melamabatkan perjalanan betoii...

6.30 p.m. (Teluk Intan!)
At last, sampai pown... even delay almost 1 hr 30 mins!
Sian kat baba aku menunggu lama his daughter..hehe sorry for that  ba! Bas rosak!!!
Alhamdulillah, sampai jugak aku dekat tanah kelahiran aku ni...

TELUK INTAN dihatiku!


=.=



The old-timers version!


These are really for the Oldies... lol XD


ATD-at the Doctor's
BFF-best friend's funeral
BTW-bring the wheelchair
BYOT-bring your own teeth
CU@SC-see you at the senior center
DWI-driving while incontinent
FWIW-forgot where I was
FYI-found your insulin
GGPBL-gotta go, pacemaker battery low
HGBM-have good bowel movement
IMHO-is my hearing-aid on?
LMDO-laughing my dentures out
LOL-living on lipitor
MYOB-mind your outrageous bloodpressure
OMSG-oh my! sorry gas
ROFL...CGU-rolling on the floor laughing...can't get up
TTYC-talk to you louder
WAITT-who am I talking to?
WTP-where's the prunes
GGLKI-gotta go, laxative kicking in!